I found out today that the
Nuffnag Blogopolis is going to be on in Melbourne on July 30th. Perhaps if I went it might help me make this blog more amazing, perhaps it wouldn't, but either way I think it is going to be a fantastic day and I really, really, really, really want to go. I want to meet all the people who I read about every day and generally soak up the fantastic-ness that is the Aussie blogging community.
But...
The tickets went on sale today and they are selling like hotcakes. I am completely broke at the moment thanks to some surprise medical expenses. See the problem with this scenario?
So...
Are you planning on coming to the conference? Are you coming from out of town? Perhaps you don't want the hassle of getting from the airport to your hotel. Perhaps navigating Melbourne's tram infested streets all by yourself to get to Federation Square scares you half to death... Perhaps you don't want to stay in a hotel. Maybe you can't afford a hotel?
I have the answer!
Sponsor me for the cost of the entry ticket and I will very happily pick you up from the airport (and return you there as well) in Sir Lantralot:
You can stay in the Castle, in this very room:
You will be looked after at night by the Guard Cats and I will even leave chocolates on your pillow.
I will also drive you to and from the Blogopolis and generally show you a good time in Melbournetown. You might even get to meet Mister Uglyface Wagglytail.
So, who would like to take up my deal? I can be contacted via the email address on this page, or leave me a comment.
P.S. If you can't pay for me but you really want to go yourself and the only thing stopping you coming is that you can't afford accommodation, PLEASE get in touch with me and I'll see what I can do, I have two spare rooms and I'd love to see them used for something like this, whether I get to go or not...
