We have especially enjoyed freaking them out with how strange we are. I'm pretty sure they think we are putting it on, that we couldn't actually be as mental as we make out to be. I have news for them though. We ARE that mental.
In the last few months we have accidentally implemented something new in the Castle. Happies and Sads. Things are measured by them. The maximum happies a person can have in a day is seventeen. Chyken said so. I asked him why seventeen is the maximum and he replied 'For the same reasons that the sky is blue and gravity is'.
Seventeen happies is a very rare event. For me, it would be something along the lines of John Farnham arriving at the Castle and singing three songs of my choosing. I'm not sure what it would be for Chyken, but it would probably involve alpacas. And perhaps Ikea and/or Costco.
Seventeen sads is also a very rare event. We don't like to think about what such an event would entail.
Things throughout the day can contribute to your overall happie level. A surprise chocolate bar would be a couple of happies. Finding $10 in your wallet when you thought there was only $2 would be three happies. Coming home and finding the vacuuming done would be seven at least. Breaking the heel on your shoe would be eight sads, unless you happened to have a spare pair, which would be five happies, thus reducing the sads of the broken heel to three. Make sense?
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And most importantly, how many happies are you today?

