What Do Meatloaf And Teddy Ruxpin Have In Common?

I saw this on a blog somewhere, but I can't remember where. If it was yours, let me know and I will give you due credit.



The idea is to get your partner to answer questions about you, so without further ado, here are Chyken's...





1. What is something your wife always says to you?
I'll just get this one pimple.


2. What makes your wife happy?
Sleep.


3. What makes your wife sad?
Farts, snoring and not getting to pinch her husband.


4. How does your wife make you laugh?
She impersonates Teddy Ruxpin.


5. What was your wife like as a child?
Defiant.


6. What is her favourite thing to do?
Sleep, drive.


7. What does your wife do when you're not around?
Not sure - webcam is not working properly.


8. If your wife became famous, what would it be for?
Dancing.


9. What is your wife really good at?
Thinking she is entitled to pick pimples, making lasagne.


10. What is your wife not very good at?
Dancing.


11. What does your wife do for her job?
Listens to whingers and being called Doris.


12. What is your wife's favourite food?
Meatloaf.


13. What makes you proud of your wife?
Her intelligence, humour, generosity.


14. If your wife was a cartoon character, who would she be?
Garfield.


15. What do you and your wife do together?
Drive.


16. How are you and your wife the same?
Enjoy theatre, comedy


17. How are you and your wife different?
I'm a great singer.


18. How do you know your wife loves you?
She lets me think I'm the favourite parent.


19. Where is your wife's favourite place to go?
Lots: Salzburg, Glenaroua, York, Paris, Oklahoma.